why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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