I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
The beer is more important than you right now.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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