Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I don't want my vagina anymore.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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