dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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