why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Randomize
