i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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