i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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