I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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