I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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