What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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