This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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