Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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