Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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