he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I AM VODKA MAN
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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