I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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