honey bunches of taint.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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