i would punch a child for taco bell
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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