Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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