Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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