wat bout pragnant strippers??
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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