I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Randomize
