I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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