Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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