Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Green mimosas i think yes
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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