Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
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