So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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