People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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