I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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