If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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