His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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