i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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