Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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