are you so shy because you have an std?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
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