real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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