My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize