I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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