they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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