We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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