my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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