is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
3 2 1 whiskey
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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