Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i think my mom watched the whole time
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I believe in your delicious
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize