i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Randomize
