i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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