Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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