It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Terrible idea I love it
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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