Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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