Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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