I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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