im drinking this country out of the recession.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Im part way to drunk.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
tell me about the fingering
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