He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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