so that wasnt chicken after all
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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