Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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