I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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